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Upon the revelation that Jack Osborne (chubby, specky, hamster faced ball of guff) managed to pull Paris Hilton (annoying, self-obsessed and selfish but undeniably sexy) MioBlog decided to look back on the men who really have punched above their weight. Rather than mock these hardy souls, I say we applaud them. Because yes, God loves a trier.

1. Hugh Hefner Countless arrays of consistently beautiful women. What makes the Hefner the daddy of all wide-boys is the fact that he lives in a dream world where every single woman he meets or talks to is amazingly stunning. All so they can get a chance to show off their qualities in his magazine. Wide-boy rating 11/10

2. Chris Evans - Billie Piper. One of the original wide-boys. He wooed Billie by gifting her a big yellow Lamborghini, even though she couldnt drive. He was ginger, he wore glasses and he had loads of money and he was twice her age. The perfect package for a seventeen year old girl? Three out of that four and youve got Mick Hucknall again Wide-boy rating 10/10

3. Mick Hucknall - Catherine Zeta Jones Out of all the wide-boys on show here, much grudging kudos has to go to one of Gods lesser looking children, Sir Mick of Hucknall. He represents the best mate you have that never seems to get a girlfriend then one day BAM! He pulls this one out of the bag. She later went on to pull what looks like a Granddad (Or Michael Douglas as people like to call him). Wide-boy rating 9/10

4. Sven Goran Eriksson - Ulrika Johnsson. Ulrika, desperate for some Swedish loving, saved on the flight fare home and plumped for the first one she could find, even if he does look like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Wide-boy rating 8/10

5. Flavio Briatore - Nicole Kidman, Naomi Campbell, Heidi Klum, and is engaged to 26 year old wonder bra model Elisabetta Gregoraci. Formula 1 wide-boy Flavio still somehow manages to lure a stunning array of beautiful women despite being older than the Queen (well, we think so anyway). Wide-boy rating 8/10

6. K-Fed Britney Spears. Backwards wide-boy K-Fed delighted us all by pursuing a gloriously awful rap career, placing him right up there with Vanilla Ice in the crap-rap stakes. Britney lost the plot a wee bit recently but one can only assume it was after K-Fed tried to woo her back with one of his songs. Wide-boy rating 7/10

7. Billy Bob Thornton - Angelina Jolie. Marketed themselves as a couple of weirdos who kept vials of each others blood around their necks. Jolie is now with one of the worlds most handsome men. Billy Bob has sagging bits all over. Wheres the blood you ask? Wide-boy rating 6/10

8. Martin Fowler in Eastenders Kara Tointon (Dawn). Im sorry but in soapland Martin Fowler was coupled up with Sonia. Then in real life he cops off with officially the sexiest girl in soapland (according to national soap awards). How can this be? Wide-boy rating 5/10

9. Billy Zane - Kelly Brook. Wide-boy Billy famously shaved off all his hair because he was scared of becoming bald. Because he didnt have any proper friends to tell him that shaving off all your hair makes you bald anyway, Kelly took pity on him and became his girlfriend. Im now thinking of shaving my hair off Wide-boy rating 3/10

10. Pete Doherty - Kate Moss. Oh dear. Not even a small ripple of applause for Pete here as Moss continues to attempt career suicide but consistently comes up smelling ofyes, you guessed itroses. Wide-boy rating 1/10

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There are many myths behind masturbation and the advent of the web has helped allow many of these myths to spread and gain an unfounded following who believe them to be true. Here I list many of these folklores and can categorically state they have no basis in both medical and social science.

1. Only people who cannot find sexual partners; or who are socially inadequate masturbate.

This is completely untrue. Alfred Kinsey found in his 15 years study into human sexual behaviour that 95% of all males and 60% of females have masturbated. The National Health and Social Life Survey confirmed that 48-95% of people masturbate.

2. Masturbation leads to physical problems such as mental illness and growing hair on your palms.

Again unfounded and no scientific study done over the last 150 years has been able to prove otherwise. These folktales were originally perpetrated by religious faiths (e.g. The Roman Catholic Church) who wanted to control the population by fear.

3. Masturbation ruins a person for partner sex

The use of masturbation can in fact be used as part of partner sex and mutual masturbation is common practices by many people around the world. It maybe used as part of foreplay or another way to gratify a partner without the use of sexual intercourse.

4. Men will run out of semen or sperm if they masturbate too much.

There is a limited amount of sperm that the male can produce in one day. If a man was to masturbate several times in a short period them he may run dry. The average male will ejaculate 5ml (approx. 1 teaspoon) on his first orgasm. The male will always produce more sperm if given enough time.

5. Others, including medical doctors and sexual partners, will be able to tell if you masturbate.

The quick answer is they will not be able to tell. There isnt any physical sign on a person that show after masturbation even if they did why that should bother you. Masturbation is normal and should be encouraged. If you feel the urge to masturbate then there should be no reason not too.

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